How Trying to Explain Everything Can Create Legal Risk
This is not a criminal matter. At least not yet.
Some of the parents involved may be angling for harassment and assault charges in the near future. For now, it's simply a story with lessons for all of us. The primary one: how a bad situation gets infinitely worse when people who should be quiet decide the right move is to explain everything.
The Setup
Ipswich High School, in Ipswich, Massachusetts, has a strict no-tobacco policy for all varsity athletes. Tobacco use by student-athletes also violates the Massachusetts Athletic Association rules. Players are not tested, but they are told that the school and the MAA monitor social media for violations.
Last spring, several players on the Ipswich High School lacrosse team were suspended, just days before the team's Division 4 state semifinal, after they were photographed celebrating graduation with cigars.
The photos were on Instagram and Facebook. The school moved quickly. The players were out.
That was the situation. Simple enough. A policy exists, photos of a potential violation circulated publicly, and the school enforced the policy. There are arguments to be made about proportionality and timing, but as institutional decisions go, this one had a paper trail and followed an established rule.
What happened next is what this piece is actually about.
The Explanation Begins
Several parents immediately protested. It started with “but this was harmless” — the universal opening move in any effort to talk authority out of a decision it has already made, filed, and publicly defended. Then it became “it’s not fair,” which has never changed anything in the history of institutional enforcement. Both arguments went nowhere.
Two parents then met with the school’s superintendent and offered something more specific: the students were very aware of the tobacco ban, so they had arranged for the kids to get fake cigars. Props. Not real.
When the school administrators pointed out that the students were all over Instagram and Facebook visibly puffing on the fake cigars, the parents acknowledged this but explained that the cigars were stuffed with chamomile and English breakfast tea. That’s all. Harmless.
One father described the process in remarkable detail: hollowing out real cigars, buying the chamomile and tea, painstakingly filling and tamping down the now-fake cigars.
An instant problem surfaced: real cigar wrappers are tobacco leaves high in nicotine.
When the Evidence Didn't Match the Story
“Well, maybe not real cigar wrappers,” the father pivoted.
He was simultaneously contacting the Boston Globe for coverage of what he characterized as an unjust school decision. He also produced a grocery receipt as definitive evidence. The receipt showed a tea purchase. The receipt was slightly smudged.
The school administrators went to the supermarket for a clean copy of the transaction record. They found that the tea was purchased roughly twenty minutes after the families were first notified there might be a rules violation.
The supermarket’s records do not care about the explanation. Neither did the school’s.
The Meeting That Made It Worse
The part most relevant to us, the part that is always relevant to us, is what happened when the parents met directly with the school principal after the suspensions were announced.
There is body camera footage of that meeting. The parents pressed the principal for an explanation. They argued the evidence. One father told him the cigar was fake and followed it with the old standard: “Are you calling me a liar?”
Eventually, the police were called to escort the fathers out.
Whatever you think of the underlying facts — and the smudged receipt followed by the post-notification tea purchase is doing a lot of work here — the conversation in that principal’s office changed nothing. It made things worse. There is no version of that meeting where a parent talks a school administrator out of a decision that has already been made, filed, defended publicly, and is about to be covered by the Boston Globe. That’s not how institutions work.
The meeting had one real function: it created a record.
Why People Do This Anyway
The principle is not complicated, but people ignore it constantly because the impulse to explain yourself is almost impossible to suppress.
Someone in authority has accused you, or your kid, of something. You think they’re wrong. Or you don’t think it’s serious enough to warrant the punishment. And you want them to know it. So you talk. You push. You provide evidence, receipts, context, history, and leftover tea leaves.
None of it helps. Not at the moment. Not with the person in front of you. The decision has been made. The file is closed. The Globe reporter is on their way.
And if this had been a criminal matter, if the person questioning you were a detective rather than a school principal, the stakes of that conversation would be categorically different.
In a criminal investigation, explaining yourself to the wrong person at the wrong time can result in a criminal charge that had nothing to do with the original matter. Lying to an investigator, even casually, even while trying to help, is a crime. The explanation becomes the case.
That’s where this story is headed. The parents have now hired an attorney. We’ll be covering Part 2 when the next chapter unfolds — and based on the trajectory so far, the next chapter is unlikely to help the kids.
The One Rule That Never Changes
When an institution, whether it's a school, a police department, an employer, or a prosecutor's office, has already made a decision and is on record with it, the meeting you want to have is usually not the meeting that will help you. That meeting only has one real function: it creates a record of what you said.
In a school disciplinary matter, that record might hurt your appeal. In a criminal investigation, it might be the thing that actually charges you.
The road from the Instagram photo to police being called to remove parents from the building took about two weeks. Along the way came an elaborate story, a suspicious receipt, a grocery store audit, and body-camera footage. Every step made the original situation worse.
Nothing they said helped. The only move that would have helped, from the beginning, was less talking, not more.
If You’re Facing a Situation That Feels Like It Needs Explaining
It probably doesn’t. Or rather: the person you want to explain it to is almost certainly not the person who can help you, and talking to them is likely to produce a record that someone else will use later.
If the matter has any potential criminal dimension — and more situations do than people initially recognize — the explanation needs to go through an attorney first.
Matthew Knauss is a criminal defense attorney in Washington State. He represents clients facing criminal charges throughout the Greater Seattle area. If a situation is escalating and you’re not sure what to say next, call us before you say anything.
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